Anything and Everything

If anyone were to be misguided enough to buy a copy of my (Imaginary) Autobiography, I would have to justify publication with a gripping story.

I could produce some rags to riches story of achievement after a struggle or possibly, and more realistically, a more anecdotal effort.

I understand that a story is supposed to have a beginning, middle and end so my opening sentence would most likely be: ‘This is how I started in life’